Welcome December! Complete whiteout conditions in Chicago -- nevermind that it's not snow, it's fog!
What is it about Mondays that make people so unable to walk down the street? Monday morning commuters seem unable to decide which side of the sidewalk to walk on! Seems like two days away from the office has left them unable to remember the "rules of the road"! Walk on the right -- slowest on the far right, tapering to passing on the left!
Also (since I'm on a rant here), when did men forget how to open a door for a woman? When did that become passe? In case you've forgotten, if it's a regular ordinary door, children first, then women, then men. If it's a revolving door, men first. Any questions?!
I just enforce the rules, I don't make them up!